Friday, July 10, 2015

Player Revolt in Wake of Elksteine Revelations

The 2015 ARTTSL Championship is in tatters after player walked off the table en-masse yesterday.

The revolt relates to revelations that Bernard Elksteine is indeed alive, with ARTTSL Management chasing him to return to the fold.

Rebound Sports Union Secretary Sam Williams (pictured) led the walkout.  "We don't trust Bernard Elksteine.  Last time he was in charge things were all over the place, we were being relegated and merged and no one knew if they were coming or Illawarra.

"I believe that's why he was killed wasn't he?"

The final comment is now the subject of a separate police investigation.

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