Sunday, May 30, 2010

Round 9 - Gold-Coast Tweed in Front, Ultimate Showdown For Round 10


Gold Coast-Tweed has edged in front of Newcastle for the second time this season, drawing level on points and leading on for and against.

The stage is set for the ultimate top-of-the-table showdown in round 10, the penultimate round of the regular season, with Gold Coast-Tweed hosting Newcastle. Both sides will be keen for the win to put themselves in the box seat of the minor premiership, and hence a home final in week 2 and a chance to secure the home Grand Final.

The two sides are poised to claim the lucrative top 2 finals positions, with only South New Zealand 2 points behind have any chance of knocking them off, although South New Zealand's for and against is very low so they would need to win both their remaining matches and hope for one of the top two to lose both of theirs.

The top two spots are valuable under the finals system, with both those sides earning the first week off, then playing in week 2 with the winner securing the home Grand Final. The loser then has a second chance, playing the last remaining side from sudden death matches between sides 3 to 6 (over the first 2 weeks) to decide the second Grand Final spot.

The system has had some criticism for the differential in opportunity but many others argue that this is valid as a reward for finishing in the top 2.

In match 1, former top-spot-contenders Canberra continued their slide, going down in a nail-biter in Perth. Initially leading 7-3, the side from the national capital seemed to lose focus and allowed Perth to get back to a 10-8 lead. Canberra then managed to square it up at 10-10. In extra time, Perth had 5 match points and Canberra 2, Perth finally prevailling 17-15 in the second-highest ARTTSL score ever (the highest being 19-17 to Melbourne over Illawarra in round 6 this year).

Newcastle hosted Sydney and were keen to hold onto their number 1 spot. The match was close throughout. One early point was replayed after the officials said they could not tell if a Sydney shot had nicked the table. This angered the Newcastle crowd who were sure it went out. However soon after they were smiling again when Sydney left a ball they thought was going out but it actually hit the table.

In Christchurch, having heard the result of Newcastle's loss, South New Zealand's ever-excitable mascot the Big Peter Jackson was talking up their chances of taking the top spot from Newcastle by the end of the season. "I smell a premiership", Jackson said. However it wasn't to be as the side went down to Singapore. They let 9-6 and looked the better side, but Singapore dug deep and win five straight points to win 11-9. Singapore captain Soon Chai Goh was later over-heard retorting to Jackson's earlier remark "I smell you!"

In Wollongong, Illawarra's finals hopes crashed and burnt in a style not unlike much of their season, as they went down 11-4 against an in-form North New Zealand.

Melbourne's finals hopes also came to an end against Sunshine Coast in Maroochydore, albeit in more of a fighting style in a close match that was neck and neck to the end until Sunshine Coast prevailed 11-9. It was a sad end to the 2009 premiers' campaign and leaves them now to fight against Illawarra to avoid the wooden spoon and possible relegation as part of the bottom 3, which is very likely now, barring all Second-Division sides breaking away to another competition which presumable would mean no relegations, although ARTTSL management are tight-lipped on what this would mean for the relegatees and whether they would look to replace any departing sides.

Finally, having also heard news of Newcastle's loss, Gold Coast-Tweed were less focussed on the situation in the points table and seemed to play the game on the table tennis table in their usual style. They started brilliantly leading 5-0 after winning all of their serves, only for Brisbane to do the same on their serves and draw level 5-5. Gold Coast-Tweed remained remarkably composed and edged ahead to an 11-7 win. Many said this was the turning point for the season, and the bookies seem to agree with Gold Coast-Tweed supassing Newcastle as favourites for the 2011 ARTTSL premiership at odd of $1.80. Newcastle have slipped out to $2.10.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Mystery Website/Emails Fuel Speculation That Breakaway League is Imminent

A mystery website with a logo showing the name National HyperBall League has been reported to have appeared on the internet.

The report fuels further speculation of a breakaway league involving Second-Division Clubs, as well as some new clubs or some existing first division sides, most likely with some radical rule changes to try to entice viewers away from ARTTSL.

All second-division clubs have again disavowed any knowledge of a breakaway league, but rumours are spreading of a secret consortium, staffed by representatives of interested clubs, tasked with setting up the League's framework before suddenly announcing a breakaway.

The name Hyperball appeared on the mystery memorandum that surfaced earlier this month.

The site contains no further information and could be a hoax. However, ominously, it has also been reported that some ARTTSL subscribers have received email notifications directing them to the HyperBall site, saying "Sick of Rebound Table Tennis?... Hyperball is coming...", which suggests ARTTSL's email lists may have been hacked, possibly by an insider.

President Bernard Elksteine has made a very short statement outside ARTTSL headquarters, which seemed to suggest ARTTSL is now taking the threat of a break-away very seriously.

Elksteine simply said "Any ARTTSL club that enters into any formal agreement with another league will be permanently excluded from ARTTSL. We expect the Second-Division championship to proceed as expected later this year and look forward to it. We will not have anything to do with any breakaway league and will not enter into any negotiations. Their negotiations will fail. As for possible hacking of our email lists, if this has happened we apologise in advance to our subscribers and will launch a full investigation to get to the bottom of it".

Elksteine refused to answer any questions from the media scrum.

More to come as matters develop. Meanwhile all sides will continue their preparation as normal for round 9 of ARTTSL first division, the third-last round before the finals.

For legal reasons we cannot post the address of the HyperBall site in this news feed.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Round 8 - Newcastle Hold Onto Top Spot, Mascot Tempers Boil Over in New Zealand



Newcastle have held on to the top spot on the ARTTSL ladder with a comfortable win over second-placed Canberra in the National Capital

The short-priced premiership favourites showed no signs of fatigue in a fast-paced match, even after being forced to spend a cold Canberra night in their bus after a motel mix-up. The Novacastrians led 7-3 and were never troubled as they cruised an 11-5 victory over a disappointing Canberra. The loss sees Canberra drop to fourth of the table behind Gold Coast-Tweed and South New Zealand.

Across the Tasman in Wellington the New Zealand local derby may not have lived up to the hype on the court, with South New Zealand easily crushing North New Zealand 11-5, but it lived up to the hype of the mascots as the Big Pippie and Big Peter Jackson came to blows after the first three points. The Big Pippie allegedly made a comment about Jackson's latest film, The Lovely Bones, being a "gayed-up chick flick". In return Jackson attempted to remove the Big Pippie's outfit to reveal his/her true identity, but was stopped by security. Both mascots were led away and forced to watch the rest of the match from a TV in the stadium security room.

Up in Queensland, in the local derby of the Brisbane satellite cities, third-placed Gold Coast-Tweed easily beach Sunshine Coast after racing to a 5-0 lead and coming away with an 11-4 win. In this case there were no apparent tensions on court despite the exchanges in an earlier press conference between the teams' captains and coaches.

Sydney scored a much-needed win against Perth in front of packed Acer Arena in Sydney which included NSW Premier Kristine Kinninmonth. Kinninmonth was seen to be weeping as Sydney cruised to an 11-3 victory. It was said to be her only good news all week. The win lifts Sydney within two points of the top six.

In Singapore, Illawarra fought desperately to avert yet another loss, but went down to Singapore. After trailing 5-0 and then 10-5, Illawarra rallied and won three of the required five points needed to force extra time, but their first shot in the next point went loosely into the net to secure Singapore an 11-8 win which lifted them into the top 6.

Finally in Brisbane it was a replay of last year's ARTTSL Grand Final against premiers Melbourne, but ironically this time it was a battle to stay in contention for the finals. Brisbane were clearly the better team as they raced to a 7-3 lead, only to lose four straight points as Melbourne drew level at 7-7. The match went to extra time with Brisbane just squeezing out the win 13-11. The loss leaves Melbourne at the bottom of the table with Illawarra on four points, four points out of the top six with three rounds to go. The season is looking all but over for both sides.

At the top of the table, with three rounds to go Newcastle have maintained their 2-point lead over Gold Coast-Tweed and South New Zealand. Canberra slip two points behind on 10 points. Singapore and Sunshine Coast round out the top 6 on 8 points. Sydney, Perth, Brisbane and North New Zealand, all on 6 points, can still hold out hope of making the finals with a few wins. Melbourne and Illawarra are left with the likelihood of missing the finals and more worryingly they face a real risk of relegation to ARTTSL Second Division in 2012.

ROUND 8 RESULTS:
Gold Coast-Tweed 11 d Sunshine Coast 4 (at Tweed Heads)
Newcastle 11 d Canberra 5 (at Canberra)
Sydney 11 d Perth 3 (at Sydney)
Singapore 11 d Illawarra 8 (at Singapore)
South New Zealand 11 d North New Zealand 5 (at Wellington)
Brisbane 13 d Melbourne 11 (at Melbourne)

ROUND 9 DRAW:
Perth v Canberra (in Perth)
Newcastle v Sydney (in Newcastle)
South New Zealand v Singapore (in Christchurch)
Illawarra v North New Zealand (in Wollongong)
Sunshine Coast v Melbourne (in Sunshine Coast)
Brisbane v Gold Coast-Tweed (in Brisbane)

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Tensions High Ahead of Top-of-Table Clashes and Local Derbies

Round 8 of the ARTTSL First Division Championship promises to be the best yet, with tensions building and a number of incidents in recent days ahead of the clashes tonight.

Newcastle have had a difficult lead-up to their top-of-the-table clash with Canberra after being locked out of their motel. The team arrived in Fishwick at 11pm after their bus broke down at Goulburn McDonald's and needed emergency service. On arrival they found the motel front office closed for the night and were forced to sleep in their bus on a cold Canberra night. This was despite calls ahead to the motel to say they were running late. Motel management have strenuously denied intentionally leaving the side locked out to help their local team.

On the other side of the Tasman, ahead of the local Derby between North New Zealand and South New Zealand, tensions between the respective mascots the Big Pippie and the Big Peter Jackson (recently revealed to be the real Peter Jackson) boiled over in a Wellington Nightclub.

Players and the mascots from both sides arrived at the nightclub at similar times and were reported to be heckling one other for about an hour. Finally the Big Pippie allegedly made a barb about the Big Peter Jackson "not being a real mascot as he didn't wear a costume", to which Jackson allegedly replied, "Then I'll do what they say should be done to mascots in a suit", and tackled the Big Pippie. A number of players from both sides were drawn into the melee.

The match tonight in Wellington is expected to be highly charged with tensions from the fight far from resolved. There are suggestions the mascots may be directed to remain on either side of the table, but whether they follow such an instruction remains to be seen.

Meanwhile tense words were exchanged in a media conference involving the coaches and captains of Gold Coast-Tweed and Sunshine Coast ahead of their local derby match in Tweed Heads. The sides are placed 3rd and 5th respectively on the table and are both keen for the win to consolidate their tilt for the finals. Gold Coast-Tweed captain Scott Mince at one point said "The Sunshine Coast, it's not a real team, it's not a real city is it?", to which Sunshine Coast coach Pedro Spencer replied "Well, at least we're all Queenslanders up there".

All round 8 matches are scheduled to take place tonight. With three rounds remaining after this, it is seen as a crucial round that may be the turning point in the fortunes of many clubs as we head towards the finals.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Round 7 - Lead Pack Emerges With 4 Rounds to Go


The top four sides have asserted themselves as ARTTSL Premiership contenders, all winning in round 7 and forming a clear leading group with four rounds remaining.

Newcastle remains two points clear at the top on 12 points, followed by Canberra, Gold Coast-Tweed and South New Zealand on 10. The Sunshine Coast is chasing close behind on 8 points. The remaining 7 sides follow on 6 and 4 points, suggesting there should be a close scramble for the last few top six spots.

Singapore crushed visitors Melbourne 11-4 in Sigapore in a straight-foward match in which the premiers showed very little for to be happy about.

North New Zealand pushed visitors Gold Coast-Tweed to the end in Auckland in a see-sawing encounter that ended in an 11-4 win to the home side.

Illawarra hosted Canberra and a huge crowd turned up to try to push them to perform better than many recent performances, but again they were beaten comprehensively 11-4.

South New Zealand and Sydney played a close match in Christchurch up to 8-8, before Sydney collapsed to go down 11-8.

Competition leaders Newcastle led visitors Brisbane 4-0 early, only for Brisbane to level at 4-4. Again Brisbane came back from deficits of 7-5 to 7-7 and 9-7 to 9-9. The pattern remained to the end with Newcaslte winning 12-10 in extra time.

Finally Perth hosted the Sunshine coast. The match was close up to 9-9 before Sunshine Coast won the final two points to secure an 11-9 win.

Round 8 promises to be exciting and crucial as some top sides will go head-to-head - In a top-of-the-table clash, leaders Newcastle will play second-placed Canberra in the National Capital. The match is a wrestle for the top spot as Canberra go into the match with better for-and-against than Newcastle, so if they pick up the two points they will move to P1.

Meanwhile third-placed Gold Coast-Tweed will host fifth-placed Sunshine Coast.

Round 8 also sees the New Zealand local derby as North New Zealand host South New Zealand in National Capital Wellington.
Team mascots the Big Pippie and the Big Peter Jackson have both been talking up the match and are rumoured to have developed a dislike for each other which could boil over during the match.


ROUND 7 RESULTS:
Singapore 11 d Melbourne 4 (at Singapore)
Gold Coast-Tweed 11 d North New Zealand 9 (at Auckland)
Canberra 11 d Illawarra 4 (at Wollongong)
South New Zealand 11 d Sydney 8 (at Queenstown)
Newcastle 12 d Brisbane 10 (at Newcastle)
Sunshine Coast 11 d Perth 9 (at Perth)


ROUND 8 DRAW:
Gold Coast-Tweed v Sunshine Coast (in Tweed Heads)
Canberra v Newcastle (in Canberra)
Sydney v Perth (in Sydney)
Singapore v Illawarra (in Singapore)
North New Zealand v South New Zealand (in Wellington)
Melbourne v Brisbane (in Melbourne)

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Round 6 - Exhibition Round Sees Newcastle Back on Top


Gold Coast-Tweed have slipped from first to third on the ARTTSL table after losing to South New Zealand in Suva, Fiji. A disappointingly small local crowd was swelled slightly by a respectable contingent of Kiwi's, whooped up by the Big Peter Jackson, as South New Zealand raced away early to a 5-0 lead, only for Gold Coast-Tweed to race back to 7-7. South New Zeland inched out an 11-8 win from there.

Perth arguably played a home match against North New Zealand with many West Australians hopping on a camel and heading to Madura, Western Australia. The match was close up to 5-5 before Perth edged away, helped to two double-faults by North New Zealand in the final points, to win 11-6. ARTTSL President Bernard Elksteine refused to comment on the proximity of the "exhibition non-home match" to Perth's home city.

An ARTTSL record was set in the bottom-of-the-table clash between Melbourne and Illawarra in the border city of Albury-Wodonga. After Melbourne held an early lead, Illawarra played with desperation hoping to stay off the bottom of the table, pushing the match to 10-10. The sides then traded points to stretch the match to 17-17, with Melbourne finally prevailing 19-17 in an exhausting ARTTSL record total number of points played in a match (36). The result lifts Premiers Melbourne off the bottom of the table and leaves Illawarra there instead, however only on for and against. Illawarra's number one supporter Wendell Sailor told reporters he was not concerned as were only two points behind the team in 5th place. "It's early days yet mate, The Dell is all good with it and they boys will get it together", Sailor said.

The match in Beijing, China was unfortunately a disappointment in front of a modest crowd, with the match initially neck and neck at 5-5 before Canberra raced away with six straight points to win 11-5.

At Port Macquarie on the NSW north coast, Sydney raced away to a 7-2 lead, only for the Sunshine Coast to bring the match back to 8-8. The final point to draw level was astounding in that Sydney caught a ball that had hit the table by reflex, having misjudged that it would be going out. The match then went to extra time with Sunshine Coast barely prevailing 13-11.

Finally in Jakarta, Indonesia, Newcastle secured their return to two points clear at the top of the table, with a gutsy win over Singapore. The match was intense and high-speed, the mood being set by a huge smash in a early point by Singapore. Singapore led 6-2, only for Newcastle to win six points in a row to make the score 8-6. From there they held that gap to win the match 11-9.

ROUND 6 RESULTS:
Perth 11 d North New Zealand 6 (in Mandura, WA)
Melbourne 19 d Illawarra 17 (in Albury-Wodonga, NSW/Vic)
South New Zealand 11 d Gold Coast-Tweed 8 (in Suva, Fiji)
Canberra 11 d Brisbane 5 (in Beijing, China)
Sunshine Coast 13 d Sydney 11 (in Port Macquarie, NSW)
Newcastle 11 d Singapore 9 (in Jakarta, Indonesia)

ROUND 7 DRAW:
Singapore v Melbourne (in Singapore)
North New Zealand v Gold Coast-Tweed (in Auckland)
Illawarra v Canberra (in Wollongong)
South New Zealand v Sydney (in Queenstown)
Newcastle v Brisbane (in Newcastle)
Perth v Sunshine Coast (in Perth)

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Round 5 - Gold Coast-Tweed pass Newcastle on Top, Melbourne Lose Again!


Gold-Coast Tweed have knocked Newcastle off the top rung of the ladder, equal on 8 points but surpassing them on for and against.

Home side Newcastle narrowly defeated Sunshine Coast 11-9 in a close match that saw a great deal of interesting and fancy serves and alot of balls ricocheting off the net. Meanwhile Gold Coast-Tweed thrashed Singapore on the Gold Coast 11-4 in a lop-sided match, enough to eclipse Newcastle's for and against balance. Newcastle and Gold Coast-Tweed are the only sides on eight points.

Meanwhile Premiers Melbourne have gone down a fourth time in a row and now languish at the bottom of the ladder as the only team with only one win. Their home match against North New Zealand was close and fast-paced and ended up 12-10 in favour of the Big Pippie-inspired north Kiwi's.

In other matches, Perth defeated Brisbane in Brisbase 11-7 after racing to an early 7-3 lead. Home side Canberra overcame a sloppy South New Zealand performace 11-6 after leading 8-2 early on. Finally Sydney recorded its second straight win, thrashing a lackluster Illawarra 11-3. The result leaves Illawarra second-last on the table based on for and against, but on points they are equal with sixth-placed Sydney, with six sides equal on four points.

Round 6 will be the ARTTSL exhibition round with matches to be played in six overseas or Australian regional locations: Mandura (WA), Albury-Wodonga (NSW/Vic), Beijing (China), Suva (Fiji), Jakarta (Indonesia) and Port Macquarie (NSW).

ROUND 5 RESULTS:
Perth 11 d Brisbane 7 (at Brisbane)
Newcastle 12 d Sunshine Coast 10 (at Maroochydore)
North New Zealand 12 d Melbourne 10 (at Melbourne)
Gold Coast-Tweed 11 d Singapore 4 (at Gold Coast)
Canberra 11 d South New Zealand 6 (at Canberra)
Sydney 11 d Illawarra 3 (at Sydney)

ROUND 6 DRAW (exhibition round)
North New Zealand v Perth (at Mandurah, Western Australia)
Melbourne v Illawarra (at Albury-Wodonga, NSW/Victoria)
Gold Coast-Tweed v South New Zealand (at Suva, Fiji)
Canberra v Brisbane (Beijing, China)
Sydney v Sunshine Coast (at Port Macquarie, NSW)
Singapore v Newcastle (Jakarta, Indonesia)

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Leaked Document Touts Radical Breakaway League Rule-Changes

An alleged leaked document has surfaced from an undisclosed source outlining a list of rule changes a break-away league involving current Second-Division clubs would implement to try to create a more attractive Rebound Table Tennis game.

The document does not have any header, logo or other contextual or identifying marks, just the list of rules.

All Second-Division clubs have denied any knowledge of the document and any involvement with any groups, committees or otherwise in considering the establishment of a break-away league.

Radical rule changes detailed in the document include:

- Extending the current distance between the net and back-board from 15cm to 30cm.

- If in travelling the ball strikes or bounces off any other object, such as a wall, shelf, roof or workbench, and otherwise strikes the backboard then the table, then it will be deemed a legal shot.

- Awarding two points for a clean winner (ie: when the opponent does not make any bat contact with the ball before it strikes the floor or the table a second time).

- Allow teams one "Power Play" per match in which for three consecutive points any points they score are doubled.

- To compensate for the shortening of the game some above rules may lead to, extend the matches to first to 13, must win by 2, with teams serving three serves consecutively instead of five.

- Allow players unlimited freedom to establish corporate deals with private organisations without any need for approval.

- Remove the salary cap of $4 million.

- Introduce an average table tennis player at each match, to be known as "The Roy", to be randomly assigned to one of the teams to spice up the game.

Asked for his thoughts, ARTTSL director Bernard Elksteine simply said "It's just a piece of paper, but it's interesting such a thing should surface at this time. Certainly someone has put a lot of thought into it. But I feel we've got the right mix of rules to encourage exciting play in ARTTSL and I think a lot of what's listed is, well, they're fairy floss rules. I mean, what next, put a rubber duck on the table?! It's all just plain silly. I'm confident all our teams will stick with us"

Rumours have abounded for some time that Second-Division clubs would consider a break-away league as they wait in the wings for First Division to play their 2011 championship, an arrangement that has been widely criticised. There are also rumours some current First-Division sides could consider defecting if the alternative was more enticing.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Round 4 - Premiers Melbourne Hit Rock Bottom


2009 ARTTSL Premiers Melbourne have hit rock-bottom after round 4, losing their third straight match and finding themselves on the bottom of the ladder.

The away match against Sydney started off very close, but Melbourne collapsed and went down 11-5. By contrast, the match was Sydney's first win for the season after three straight losses in rounds 1 to 3.

Previously undefeated Newcastle went down 11-9 to South New Zealand in Christchurch, however they still retain the first position on the ladder on for and against, joined by Gold Coast-Tweed and South New Zealand on 6 points.

In other matches, Brisbane held out visitors North New Zealand after leading 8-0 only to face a resurgence, eventually winning 11-7. Perth travelled to Wollongong where they lost their second straight extra-time match, this time to Illawarra 13-11. Gold Coast-Tweed defeated visitors Canberra 11-8.

Finally in the first televised ARTTSL match, Singapore took on Sushine Coast in Maroochydore in a see-sawing match that saw Singapore race to an early 6-0 lead, before Sunshine Coast raced back to a 7-6 lead, the match then running neck and neck to extra time, with Singapore finally squeezing out a 13-11 win.

Watch the match here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASD_9qESuVk

ROUND 4 RESULTS:
Brisbane 11 d North New Zealand 7 (at Brisbane)
South New Zealand 11 d Newcastle 9 (at Christchurch)
Illawarra 13 d Perth 11 (at Wollongong)
Sydney 11 d Melbourne 5 (at Sydney)
Gold Coast-Tweed 11 d Canberra 8 (at Canberra)
Singapore 13 d Sunshine Coast 11 (at Maroochydore)

ROUND 5 DRAW:
Brisbane v Perth (in Brisbane)
Sunshine Coast v Newcastle (in Sunshine Coast)
Melbourne v North New Zealand (in Melbourne)
Gold Coast-Tweed v Singapore (in Gold Coast)
Canberra v South New Zealand (in Canberra)
Sydney v Illawarra (in Sydney)

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Rebound Table Tennis Live!

Watch Sunshine Coast take on Singapore @ Maroochydore (ARTTSL Round 4)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASD_9qESuVk

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