Bernard Elksteine has staged a dramatic re-take-over of his beloved ARSSTL entity after being declared alive (after all) by the Department of Births, Deaths & Marriages.
Elksteine has moved to freeze out former wife Patricia, who has remarried in the time Bernard was “dead”. The matter is subject to court challenge, however sources say Elksteine foresaw his former wife’s unpredictability and tricked her in 2009 into signing documents making him the primary owner of ARTTSL whilever he lives.
In further steps to sure up his control, Elksteine formally moved ARTTSL HQ to his Milsons Point “Industrial Dojang”, and fired CEO Wilkington Tuffy over the phone, offering 32 weeks’ pay in return for demanding his ARTTSL gmail password.
Unofficial sources suggest Elksteine is still chasing former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd as a successor to Tuffy, seeing Rudd’s tear-through tenacity as just what he needs to fulfill his prophecy of Rebound Table Tennis dominance on the Australasian sporting landscape.
More to come....
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
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